June 2, 2012
"The joy of postmodernist/hysterical realist lit is how playful and perverse it can be with English itself, yet many people, quite rightly, view it as alienatingly boring because many practitioners take that abundance of knowledge and capacity and narrow it to an absorbed self-serious narrative focus. The words might confuse, might be ambiguous and all over the place, but the eventual path they tread is straight, short and from one point to another barely distinguishable point, going torturously a few steps, like leaving A-prime to arrive at Secondar-A. The whole effect is a literary version of watching John McEnroe eschew serve-and-volley to gruntingly slam balls from the baseline, of hearing Eric Clapton crank power chords on fuzzed-out distortion—it’s watching every Iron Chef winner and judge spend 12 hours crafting a sugarless poptart."

      Et tu, Mr. Destructo?: ‘The Crying of Lot 49’

(This is profoundly evocative writing.  Full stop.)

June 2, 2012
"It was a crazy night … I don’t even think I’ve thrown a no-hitter in video games,” a beaming Santana told reporters."

Santana throws first no-hitter in Mets history | Fox News

June 1, 2012
"Let me make this very clear,” a visibly angry God told reporters. “I have no plans for John Edwards, unless you count the one that involves plunging him into an eternal pool of fire."

Borowitz Report

May 31, 2012

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May 30, 2012
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May 30, 2012
"The great irony is that the concept Walson initiated has evolved into the $100 billion cable-TV industry, while Aereo’s very similar approach in a different era could prompt more consumers to cancel cable subscriptions altogether."

Aereo’s Dramatic Idea Is Nothing New in TV | Media - Advertising Age

May 30, 2012
A Richer Life by Seeing the Glass Half Full

How to define optimism, put it into practice and enjoy its benefits.

May 30, 2012
"top bank executives and senior management should be paid in bonds as well as stocks — and in the same percentage as the bank’s risk profile. Thus, as she envisions it, a bank that had a dollar of debt for every dollar of equity would pay its chief executive half in debt and half in stock. But if the bank was accumulating, say, $30 of debt for every $1 of equity, the executive’s pay would also be skewed 30 to 1 in favor of debt. One would be hard pressed to imagine a more surefire way to focus a banker’s mind on making sure the bank could pay back that debt."

The Simplicity Solution - NYTimes.com

May 29, 2012
"The cost of appearing with this bloviating ignoramus is obvious, it seems to me. Donald Trump is redundant evidence that if your net worth is high enough, your IQ can be very low, and you can still intrude into American politics."

George Will Doesn’t Want Romney Anywhere Near Donald Trump - Politics - The Atlantic Wire

May 27, 2012
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From 2009-11 just 22.4% of the Rays opponents ground balls became hits, compared with 23.6% for an average American League team. That difference may sound small. But it amounts to an advantage of 21 hits per season – which translates into a 1.7-game improvement in the teams won-lost record.

Signing a player on the free-agent market who would help the club by a similar amount would cost over $8m.

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Baseball In The Midst Of A Defensive Shift Revolution - Business Insider

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